It doesn’t matter that you seem terribly sore. Or that your skin seems scaly and left for dead. We both agree that the cast wasn’t entirely nice to you.
Slowly, as the soreness fades, I will have you back doing things that you always did and I never noticed. For starters, I will no longer spend countless minutes tying up buttons. Shoelaces would be a cinch. And using the same hand for squeezing shampoo and pouring on to will no longer need to be done! Dressing up will not be a function of finding a jersey with the widest sleeves. Nails wills be cut in a smooth non animal fashion.
Ha Ha! Take that Mr. Hairline fracture. Wince, if you must as you watch my right hand wield a Chef’s knife and slice through onions to make delicious gravies. Stirring with left hand was poor and improper. Oh, it is all coming back now.
Soon, my right wrists would dance with badminton rackets and flick ultimate Frisbee’s. Perhaps, boxing and bar fights would have to wait. Not entirely terrible, right? Right hand?
The best of all though is to be able to cup my steely gear knob as I shifted, or turn with both hands with a firm grip over the responsive TSX steering wheel. Or for that matter, turning the ignition over itself!
Never will I ever regret the fact that I wasn’t left handed. You have been my right hand.
The right hand. Always.
Hehe.. sorry for your suffering.. but it was hilarious… nails in animal fashion :))
Good to have you back.. hope you can make it to soccer now.
Funny huh?
Well then Madam, you try cutting your nails on the left hand with the right hand thumb unable to move 🙂
Congrats on the restoration of normalcy 🙂
Thanks DK. Welcome back to you too. Havent seen your around much.
I see that April’s suffered cos of the left hand then?
Happy May Dush, and take care 🙂
April suffered for a multitude of reasons but the hand was certainly the rootcause..
Thanks, Upasna.
Haha…good one!
Hope you are doing better now..take care.
Avanti: Thanks A. I am doing much better since.
This is how I feel after a cold.