Erie shall miss spring

Sunday, March 20th 2005
Erie, PA

Residents of Erie woke up to a rude shock on Sunday morning when the weather gods announced on the very first day of spring that there shall be no spring. After the winter, people of Erie were disappointed to say the least when they heard this.

The announcement was made by Mr. Dense Fog, spokesman for the weather gods. Completely blanking out the sun and then registering a good amount of fog, rain and cold, plans for spring have been pushed aside this year. It seems most likely that the only change in weather Erie might register is a rainy, somewhat iffy summer.

Out of towners are extremely agitated with the power of god and his experiments with weather. They had simply not read the contract’s fine print when they moved to Erie as Locals seemed to be aware of the fact that spring was always a matter of luck. One resident of Michigan especially seemed to miss spring, as he quoted Colin Chapman, “A spring is a spring is a spring!” Business continued without much turmoil.

It has been promised however that the snow will be melted away. Residents should take solace in that regard.

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